Foetal attraction

Ok kids, time for a Romantic Hen straw poll! What do you think of when you think of foetuses?

a) Wombs

b) Placentas

c) Umbilical cords

d) Cakes

Those of you who picked option d) are in so much luck. The dedicated chroniclers of all that is reprehensible in the world of cake-making over at Cake Wrecks have identified a batshit new trend in sonogram cakes, for that edible sugar window into the development of your baby. Indulge your latent cannibalistic urges with a sweet icing representation of your foetal child. Chow down on your unborn kid in effigy form. Perfect.

Wombcake, anyone?

Wombcake, anyone?

Ok, new poll. Are you:

a) Pro-choice.

b) Pro-life.

c) Basically pro-life, but maybe the people who ordered these foetus cakes shouldn’t be breeding.

d) Basically pro-choice, but maybe the people who ordered these foetus cakes shouldn’t be given any legal freedoms.

Sonogrammatical error

Sonogrammatical error

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One Response

  1. My god. They should do one that’s like the dome of a pregnant woman’s stomach, smeared with jelly ready for its scan.

    Great post btw.

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